But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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