I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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