he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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