She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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