there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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