I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
