I must be too annoying 4 u.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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