This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I smell like Dick and happiness
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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