she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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