I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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