I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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