I think I am morally bankrupt
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
