he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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