Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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