Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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