just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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