But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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