i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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