Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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