Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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