did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Randomize
