Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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