Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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