good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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