Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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