I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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