I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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