Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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