Midget sex pt 2 tonight
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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