I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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