Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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