I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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