Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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