Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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