oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
