I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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