there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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