I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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