it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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