he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
false alarm. still invincible.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
the raccoons are back...
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