fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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