scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
