What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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