i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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