Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
