Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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