Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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