So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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