It's Friday. Sex?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
