I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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